Humorous Funny 80th Birthday Wishes

So try one of the funny messages below.

Humorous funny 80th birthday wishes. From humorous quotes about getting old to banter about wrinkles and maturity this post is a notoriously funny hot pot of birthday messages. Turning 80 means you have made it beyond the average life expectancy. When you celebrate today i hope that your heart is filled with love and joy. Feb 4 2018 explore rhoda demovic s board 80th birthday quotes on pinterest.

At your age you no longer want to hear you look good for your age. It s the large print version of an itouch. Birthday wishes for 80 year old woman your hair may be white but your eyes are still bright and your smile can light up a room. With every year you grow older your skin may become more wrinkled but your heart becomes warmer and your eyes shine brighter.

Add one of these messages in your birthday card or on a note card with some flowers. When you look forward to the future i hope that all your dreams and wishes come true. Putting a smile on their face with a funny quip or joke might be just what they re looking for. You ve gone through 80 years of rough moments bad experiences sadness and grief and pushed through with a smile for that i congratulate you.

You can of course use something a bit funny or cheeky to wish someone a happy 80th birthday. You have written many stories over your life but you are not finished yet. Tom stoppard if you survive long enough you re revered rather like an old building. A lot can happen in 80 years.

Turning 80 means your favorite romantic song is probably now a laxative commercial. Funny 80th birthday quotes age is a high price to pay for maturity. Wishing you much joy on. Whether it is your best friend girlfriend boyfriend boss colleague mom or dad their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes.

Not as much as you re worth to me my friend. Sentimental 80th birthday wishes when you look back over 80 years i hope that your memories are warm ones. You are pearls and lace full of beauty and grace and your fairness outshines the moon. To celebrate this blessing share in the joy with one of these great 80th birthday sayings.

It s okay to write something funny in these cards. At 80 years old your bones get softer but your arteries get harder so it balances out. You new theme song is i ve got boobs in low places. You are the youngest 80 year old i know.

If you make it to 80 then you probably have a sense of humor. See more ideas about 80th birthday quotes birthday quotes 80th birthday. I got an ipad for my 80 birthday.