80th Birthday Humor

If you have an 80th birthday poem then you can put the joke in there especially as an opener to catch people s attention.

80th birthday humor. You seem so young that i can honestly believe you re turning 20 for the fourth time. This tile measures 6 1 2 x 6 1 2 6 5 x 6 5. He ll die very soon unless you do exactly as i tell you. This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday.

Just email me and i can create a reserved listing for you. I think the best idea is your name and address. You don t look a day over your 70th birthday let alone a decade. I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn t let me homeland security.

Happy 80th birthday at 80 years old your bones get softer and your arteries get harder to balances out. If you survive long enough you re revered rather like an old building. I get up each morning and dust off my wits then pick up the paper and read the o bits if my name isn t there then i know i m not dead. I bet you can t believe you re already 80.

Happy 80th birthday at the age of 80 statistical studies prove that there are 4 women for every man. Your place to buy and sell all things handmade. Time definitely flies when you re having the time of your life. Hell of a good time for the lucky guy to get odds like that.

Inspirational quote the advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love i can easily change eighty for fifty sixty seventy etc. 80th birthday jokes doctor s orders. Funny 80th birthday quotes. An 80 year old man goes to the doctor with his wife.

Men are like wine.